Sweep the floor and pick up the dog food bowls. Gotta make extra copies of the paperwork. I sure hope they look like their pics. This is why we tell people to send CURRENT pics. Not something from pre Blackberry times. I sure hope they bring their I.D. We have had to send people home for this very reason.
J get off Facebook and help me clean!

The phone rings again. They are stuck in traffic and will be a little late. O.K. the blanket will be dry in time. About 45 minutes later I sit down and take a break. J is pulling the bottled water out of the freezer. It gets pretty hot on a porn set. The lights and the bodies plus I turn the A/C off because I hate the audio of it in the background. I look up on the security monitor and see their car pull up. J greets them at the door. Very nice couple. Really good looking. They have been on the road for over an hour. They will need some time to decompress. At least a bathroom break. I am always skeptical of couples. I have thrown a lot of money away on shoots where the man cannot perform. This is more common than you might think.

Time to get down to business. Stage lights on and cell phones off. I still can't believe that J answered the phone right in the middle of a really hot scene. It was someone trying to sell insurance. I can only wonder what they were thinking. So we get down to filming. Whoa this couple is hot. Her body is curvy in all the right places and she has a nice bronze tan from top to bottom. He is well built and has no trouble performing. At least eight positions before I lost count. They had great chemistry between them. These were two people that were really in love. Then it hit me. That was what was missing from a previous video shoot that went bad. If they were a couple then, they were clearly having problems outside of the bedroom as well. People may say that they are in love, but until you watch them have sex, You won't truly know for sure.

Every once in awhile something magical happens. Something most unexpected. You find two people who really love each other. You have to realize that in my line of work. That is a rare commodity.

Let me tell you about a typical day for me. I wake up and let the dogs out to potty. I sit down with my cup of coffee and have my first American Spirit of the day. I know what you are thinking. Shouldn't a woman my age have stopped smoking long ago. I guess I wasn't raised to be a quitter. Then I check my emails to see what love or otherwise notes have been left for me. It can range from “OMG, Your site is so awesome” to. “Why don't you do fisting?” Sorry fist lovers. I don't do that. It's the law. No really it is.

Oh! The phone is ringing. Better see who that is. It's an automated message. You know the kind that we all love to hate. I mean who was the brain child behind what has to be one of the most irritating concept known to man? They are trying to collect a debt that one of my brother owes. Good luck with that. I should have never never let him use my number. In strolls J. He's just gotten back from the gym. He swears that he doesn't date girls from the there but he sure does have a lot of female friends. I wonder how many of them know that he does porn?

So have they called yet? He asks. Not yet. I reply. Speak of the devil. The phones ringing. Holly and Dirk are on their way. Ah the controlled panic sets in. Darn the blanket is still in the washer. J is checking batteries to make sure that we don't run out of juice at a pivotal moment. Got tapes and condoms. Wait, they probably won't need condoms. They have been a couple for a few years now.